Friday, February 5, 2010

Molly-3rd Assignment

I crept closer, and whispered “MR. Fish will meet you at midnight in Las Vegas”.
The operative nodded, and I walked away silently.
The next day, I made contact with MR. Fish, to find out that the operative had never arrived at the appointed destination. I called my contact, who called his contact, who called his 3rd cousin’s hairdresser’s baby sitter who called her contact, who contacted the find my contact contact network, who contacted his contact, who said that she heard that Barack Obama announced in The National Enquirer last Thursday that a young stay at home mom saw the operative eliminated by three burly able-bodied fishermen through a frosted glass window at a Motel 6.
This was very bad news, although I could not be sure of the reliability of the National Enquirer, although I did hear that they had ran the story “Michael Jackson to die in 6 months” 6 months prior to his death. And as they say, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I looked into this story, to find that it wasn’t true, and that the operative had actually been held up in traffic during rush hour, and was 5 minutes late. Apparently MR. Fish is not a patient man.

3 comments:

  1. This is funny! I thought it was cool how the narrator seemed to have a quirky personality:)

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  2. Oh! and another thing, so I read it a second time, and I LOVE how you randomly put in "frosted glass window." That's such a delicious touch.

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