Batboy marries!
In a stunning surprise move, the American hero and future president Batboy and the American singing sensation Miley Cyrus have announced wedding plans to a stunned world.
Given Batboy’s recent return from capturing Osama bin Laden and his (actually alive) husband Saddam Hussein, the move is surprising many people. With Miley’s father Billy ray Cyrus’s legal consent, as well as Batboy’s recent acceptance as an America citizen, it has all been legally approved.
Weekly World News has a team of precognitive agents on the case, and will be sure to keep you updated on events before they even happen!
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I like the precognitive agents, it's a nice touch.
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